Maya Tantrum

One morning, after a long night of kinky sex and the xxxtacy of the divines, Shiva and Shakti were laying in a pool of their own wetness and Krishna had wandered off with the camera muttering about monetization and websites. 

Shiva passed the blunt to Shakti and looked as if something was on his mind. Shakti, knowing her husband very well asked Shiva. "What the fuck are you hiding?" Shiva knowing his wife all too well laughed and said "Hey did you notice we got a new neighbor?" Shakti smirked, for the new neighbor was a gorgeous young woman named Maya. 

"Uh, yeah." Was Shakti's terse reply. 

"Well, um." continuned Shiva "I went down to welcome her to the neighborhood the other day when you took Ganapati and Kartikeya to get some ice cream." 

Shakti passed the blunt back to Shiva and blew smoke all in his face. "I happen to know her, and she is one crazy bitch, well it's not that she is crazy, she is actually simple and kind of sweet, but crazy things happen around her." 

 "You don't say." Shiva drawled as the smoke poured out of his mouth, his hand, idly stretching down to his still erect cock. 

Shakti glanced down at Shiva's hand and just shook her head. "She is a can of worms that girl. First, she never does what you want her to, she thinks it is funny to do the opposite and often to make an irony of it. So, you have to use clever means to get what you want out of her."

 "Oh shit, Uppaya?"

 "Exactly, can you not interrupt me stoner?" 

"Sorry dear." 

Shakti smiled at her gorgeous stoned husband and continued "This girl Maya, she is so seductive she can be anything to anyone, she goes all ways, men, women, children, animals, even rocks fall under her seductive spell. So, first things first you gotta think with your brain and not your cock...which is why you should absolutely stay away from her." 
"But what if I am clever?" Shiva said thru a sly grin. 

 "If you are clever, you will realize that you cannot fight her spell completely, and start organizing circumstances for her to manifest how you want. She has to think it is her own idea, but if you can imply what you want, very subtly and act like you don't care either way, well that just drives her wild with passion and she will rush to let you take her in whatever fashion you want." 

Shiva at this point is staring off into space with a little grin 

 Shakti reaches over and pinches his nipple. "So dear husband, what exactly happened when you went to see Maya the other day?" "

Well...you know..." 

"I KNOW INDEED." said Shakti as she turned the color of thunder clouds and jumped on top of Shiva with the intent of knocking him out. Luckily just at this moment Krishna comes walking into the room with a cupcake. "Lalita is here and she brought treats." 

Hearing that, Shakti's wrath was abated and they all ate cupcakes and smoked alot of ganja and had a perfectly lovely orgy afterwards, they even invited that crazy bitch from down the way...Maya who was a perfectly nice orgy mate and friend as long as you understood she was crazy. 

Thus concludes the Maya Tantra